Let's discuss the pros and cons of making a mess onstage! Jo will give tips on how to prepare the stage and backstage for various pours, how to talk to producers and venues about them, and various approaches to cleaning up after them. We'll talk about the logistics of using confetti, fake blood, bath shows, and more; as well as how to use tarps, towels, and kiddie pools.  Learn from a woman who spent decades making huge messes on strip joint stages and never left a drop behind -- because she would have gotten her ass kicked if she did.